Erotica: M’aidez! M’aidez! I’m Going Down (Part I)

The woman striding behind us bumped into her, walking past, sending her in stutter steps toward me. Our collision pushed us against a building, somewhat out of the way of the foot traffic. I put my hands up, preventing her from falling and cushioning the impact.

“Good lord!” she exclaimed. She added “where I’m from, we say ‘excuse me’ after body- checking fellow pedestrians.”

“Cultures, right? I mean, here for example women like to exchange names before they throw their breasts at a man.” I grinned, pointing with my eyes downward. Continue reading Erotica: M’aidez! M’aidez! I’m Going Down (Part I)

Viva Lost Wages! On Sex, Gambling, and Good Times in Las Vegas

Maybe I’m too excitable. Still, girls are pretty, and they do get me all excited so I understand the draw. So if you are into strippers…

You and your bachelor party can get to and from a strip club from a hotel for free… just call and ask for transportation options.
If you get women to do a private party, don’t expect them to be on time.
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