Erotica: M’aidez! M’aidez! I’m Going Down (Part I)

The woman striding behind us bumped into her, walking past, sending her in stutter steps toward me. Our collision pushed us against a building, somewhat out of the way of the foot traffic. I put my hands up, preventing her from falling and cushioning the impact.

“Good lord!” she exclaimed. She added “where I’m from, we say ‘excuse me’ after body- checking fellow pedestrians.”

“Cultures, right? I mean, here for example women like to exchange names before they throw their breasts at a man.” I grinned, pointing with my eyes downward. Continue reading Erotica: M’aidez! M’aidez! I’m Going Down (Part I)

Reblog: White Penises larger than Asian penises, Fact or Wishful Thinking ?

Originally posted on allthingspenis:
White penises are larger than Asian ones, Fact or Fiction? Let’s analyze how this (mis)perception came (oops) into play. White guys probably like looking at penises a lot, and noticed from the changing rooms, and porn, that black penii are significantly larger, but that asian penii are significantly smaller than their… Continue reading Reblog: White Penises larger than Asian penises, Fact or Wishful Thinking ?

Viva Lost Wages! On Sex, Gambling, and Good Times in Las Vegas

Maybe I’m too excitable. Still, girls are pretty, and they do get me all excited so I understand the draw. So if you are into strippers…

You and your bachelor party can get to and from a strip club from a hotel for free… just call and ask for transportation options.
If you get women to do a private party, don’t expect them to be on time.
Continue reading Viva Lost Wages! On Sex, Gambling, and Good Times in Las Vegas