He Was Black, They Felt Threatened, So They Killed Him

It seems the officers “felt threatened” when trying to “deescalate” the situation, said the mayor, a former police officer himself. A gun was recovered from the car later. Relatives were at a loss as to how or why a gun would have been there. Police were at a loss to explain what caused them to feel threatened, opting to instead to release a statement later. I guess they felt like they had an important reason for making the victims’ families wait. Continue reading He Was Black, They Felt Threatened, So They Killed Him

Sacha Baron Cohen: Orifice Urinal Sounds Like a Suitable Position

The appropriate punishment for your racial hostility aimed getting laughs at the expense of my sex life generally and my penis specifically would have been sweet to plan.

I thought it would start with a hands-free face slapping session broadcast live with some of that multi camera 3d shit where a viewer could go back to each slap and choose a new vantage point to see your reddened cheeks… Continue reading Sacha Baron Cohen: Orifice Urinal Sounds Like a Suitable Position