The Flaming Semen of “Ancient Chinese Pyro Commandos”

But you know how it goes online. If you don’t keep laser focused on a research task, you end up branching out interminably until you find yourself reading up on a tangential topic… or porn.

So I’m watching this cable history program (below), on Ancient Chinese arms innovation, and I’m laughing because the way they talk about this flame thrower just bring up an image of a battlefield penis spurting flaming justice all over the opponent. Continue reading The Flaming Semen of “Ancient Chinese Pyro Commandos”